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Smiley Face: Slacker actress Jane F, is having a bad day that is getting more outrageous by the minute. Jane’s misadventures begin when she treats herself to a batch of cupcakes left unattended by her psycho roommate (Danny Masterson) that prove not as innocent as they appear. She then bums a ride from her roommate’s friend (John Krasinski)and attempts to cross town so she can repay an unforgiving drug dealer, attend an audition, and somehow replace the precious cupcakes. Enjoy the wild journey as Jane’s efforts to get through her day prove an arduous task of epic proportions. Bong Water: Struggling artist David (Luke Wilson) has big plans for his life... except he can't exactly remember what they are. When slinky, sassy Serena (Alicia Witt) waltzes into his life things take a definite turn for the better, that is, until his house burns down and she bolts to New York with a wannabe rock star (Jamie Kennedy). While Serena frolics back east, lovesick David gets by with a little help from his friends... like singing farmer (Jack Black), hilariously sarcastic sidekick (Andy Dick) and oversexed rich girl (Brittany Murphy). If Serena ever returns, someone's gonna get a rude awakening, as this raucous comedy hurtles toward an outrageous and unexpected finish!

Release Date: April 20, 2010

The master of modern horror, Wes Craven, presents this riveting adaptation featuring Gerard Butler, Omar Epps, Jonny Lee Miller, Jennifer Esposito, Danny Masterson, Shane West, Sean Patrick Thomas and Jeri Ryan. When a team of techno-savvy thieves break into a high-security vault, they dont discover priceless works of artthey find a crypt unopened for 100 years. Suddenly, the ancient terror of Dracula (Butler) is unleashed, and his first destination is America and the exotic city of New Orleansa place where he feels right at home. Not far behind, however, is a vampire hunter (Miller) from London determined to save a young woman with whom Dracula shares his dark legacy!

A man cheats on his new wife – but who can blame him? After three months of marriage, Dan (Christopher Masterson, American History X) still can’t get Marci (Bijou Phillips, Havoc) to consummate their union. Sexually frustrated, Dan gives in to the demands of his insatiable boss, Catherine (Lauren German, Happy Town). But he instantly regrets it and conceives a plan with his buddy Mike (Samm Levine, Inglourious Basterds) to make it all better: They’ll find a guy for Marci to cheat with in order to ease Dan’s guilty conscience. Finding the right man for the job, however, proves a unique challenge. Patrick Warburton (Seinfeld), Danny Masterson (That ’70s Show), Leslie Hendrix (Law & Order) and Oscar nominee George Segal (2012, Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?) co-star in this raunchy and riotous sex comedy.

Slacker actress Jane F(Anna Faris), is having a bad day that is getting more outrageous by the minute. Jane’s misadventures begin when she treats herself to a batch of cupcakes left unattended by her psycho roommate (Danny Masterson) that prove not as innocent as they appear. She then bums a ride from her roommate’s friend (John Krasinski)and attempts to cross town so she can repay an unforgiving drug dealer, attend an audition, and somehow replace the precious cupcakes. Enjoy the wild journey as Jane’s efforts to get through her day prove an arduous task of epic proportions.

Three teams of small-time criminals decide to rip off an irascible pawnshop owner’s legendary riches. Hilariously, each group’s plan is more ridiculous than the next, and everybody is planning the Big Job for the same night! A stellar cast including Danny Masterson (That ’70s Show), Leon (Get Rich or Die Tryin’) and Dominique Swain (Lolita) brings to life this stylish spoof of the beloved heist comedy genre. Stills from Brooklyn Heist (Click for larger image)

Three teams of small-time criminals decide to rip off an irascible pawnshop owner’s legendary riches. Hilariously, each group’s plan is more ridiculous than the next, and everybody is planning the Big Job for the same night! A stellar cast including Danny Masterson (That ’70s Show), Leon (Get Rich or Die Tryin’) and Dominique Swain (Lolita) brings to life this stylish spoof of the beloved heist comedy genre. Stills from Brooklyn Heist (Click for larger image)

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A man cheats on his new wife – but who can blame him? After three months of marriage, Dan (Christopher Masterson, American History X) still can’t get Marci (Bijou Phillips, Havoc) to consummate their union. Sexually frustrated, Dan gives in to the demands of his insatiable boss, Catherine (Lauren German, Happy Town). But he instantly regrets it and conceives a plan with his buddy Mike (Samm Levine, Inglourious Basterds) to make it all better: They’ll find a guy for Marci to cheat with in order to ease Dan’s guilty conscience. Finding the right man for the job, however, proves a unique challenge. Patrick Warburton (Seinfeld), Danny Masterson (That ’70s Show), Leslie Hendrix (Law & Order) and Oscar nominee George Segal (2012, Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?) co-star in this raunchy and riotous sex comedy.

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When things get tough for Carys Reitman (Bijou Phillips) she goes to strangers' funerals to unwind. But after a funeral service mix-up, Carys unexpectedly finds herself in possession of a dead woman’s engagement ring and in love with the grieving fiancé (Ian Somerholder). Also starring Jane Seymour and Danny Masterson.

When things get tough for Carys Reitman (Bijou Phillips) she goes to strangers' funerals to unwind. But after a funeral service mix-up, Carys unexpectedly finds herself in possession of a dead woman’s engagement ring and in love with the grieving fiancé (Ian Somerholder). Also starring Jane Seymour and Danny Masterson.

Television's BAT MASTERSON (1958-1961) was a dressed-up dandy in derby and cane. Gambler and lawman Bat Masterson (played by Gene Barry - WAR OF THE WORLDS) wanders the West charming women and defending the unjustly accused. His primary weapon was his wit (and cane) rather than his gun. As the well-respected sheriff of Dodge City, Kansas, the real Masterson earned himself a famous reputation as a lawman of the 1880's. He was present during the famous gunfight of the OK Corral with Wyatt Earp and the Clanton gang. Following his lawman days, Masterson turned professional gambler and travelling vigil ante. Mostly, Masterson travelled between Kansas and California, plying his trade, finding a game and a table, trusting lady luck, but all with great respect for the law. This tape features two complete episodes with prologue, monologue, theme song & full credits (no commercials): THE FIGHTER and STAMPEDE AT TENT CITY. Both episodes from a long -lost and bygone era of television broadcasting when the western ruled the small screen.

11 DISC BOXED SET OF "BAT MASTERSON"- VOLUME TWO-starring GENE BARRY- Contains Interactive DVD Motion Menus and 53 ADDITIONAL episodes EPISODES ARE IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER! Disc Twelve 1. Mr. Fourpaws 2. Six Feet of Gold 3. Cattle of Canes 4. The Disappearance of Bat Masterson 5. The Snare Disc Thirteen 1. Three Bullets for Bat 2. The Reluctant Witness 3. Come out Fighting 4. Stage to Nowhere 5. Incident at Fort Bowie Disc Fourteen 1. Masterson's Arcadia Club 2. Welcome to Paradise 3. A Grave Situation 4. Gold Is Where You Steal It 5. Wanted....Alive, Please! Disc Fifteen 1. The Elusive Baguette 2. The Big Gamble 3. Blood on the Money 4. Barbary Castle Disc Sixteen 1. Debt of Honor 2. Law of the Land 3. Bat Trap 4. The Rage of Princess Anne 5. The Hunter Disc Seventeen 1. Murder Can Be Dangerous 2. High Card Loses 3. Dakota Showdown 4. Last of the Night Raiders 5.Last Stop to Austin Disc Eighteen 1. A Time to Die 2.Death by Decree 3.The Lady Plays Her Hand 4. Tempest at Tioga Pass 5. The Court Martial of Major Mars Disc Nineteen 1. The Price of Paradise 2. End of the Line 3. The Prescott Campaign 4. Bullwhacker's Bounty 5. A Lesson in Violence Disc Twenty 1. Run For Your Money 2. Terror on the Trinity 3. Episode in Eden 4.The Good and The Bad 5. No Amnesty for Death Disc Twenty One 1. Ledger of Guilt 2. Meeting at Mimbres 3. Valley of Death 4. The Fourth Man 5. Dead Man;s Claim Disc Twenty Two 1. The Marble Slab 2. Farmer With a Badge 3. The Fatal Garment 4. Jeopardy at Jackson Hole