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Get ready for the freakiest, squeakiest, one-cheek sneakiest collection of Fartacular films ever compiled on a single DVD. From a tooting train, to a collection of animated sound-offs featuring Howard Stern, Jessica Biel and many more, it's a total blast! Then there's the main event; Le Petomane! This mini-epic is based on the true story of Le Petomane, the top entertainer at the Moulin Rouge circa 1900. His act? Producing amazing noises with his derrière!

Human flesh is no match for a churning blade of steel. Especially when that blade belongs to the hellacious Leatherface. Producer Michael Bay (Transformers) pulls the cord and lets 'er rip with these eerie, gory reimaginings of the cult-favorite Texas Chainsaw tale. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (Side A) stars Jessica Biel (The Illusionist) in the blood-drenched tale of youths whose road-trip detours into what may be a dead end for everyone. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning (Side B) is the first-blood prequel, showing the origins of the man-monster...and putting Jordana Brewster (Fast & Furious) and other young cast members face-to-Leatherface with extreme terror. THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE INCLUDES: Widescreen Format [16x9 1.85:1] Motograter Suffocate Music Video TV Spots Subtitles: English & Espaol (Main Feature. Bonus Material/Trailer May Not Be Subtitled).

Even skeptical fans of the Blade franchise will enjoy sinking their teeth into Blade: Trinity. The law of diminishing returns is in full effect here, and the franchise is wearing out its welcome, but let's face it: any movie that features Jessica Biel as an ass-kicking vampire slayer and Parker Posey--yes, Parker Posey!--as a vamping vampire villainess can't be all bad. Those lovely ladies bring equal measures of relief and grief to Blade, the half-human, half-vampire once again played, with tongue more firmly in stone-cold cheek, by Wesley Snipes. With series writer David S. Goyer in the director's chair, the film is calculated for mainstream appeal, trading suspenseful horror for campy humour and choppy, nonsensical action. The franchise still offers some intriguing ideas, including Drake (Dominic Purcell), the original vampire, whose blood contains the secret that could destroy all blood-suckers in a plot that incorporates a sinister "blood farm" where humans are held--and drained--in suspended animation. And Biel's wise-cracking sidekick (Ryan Reynolds) in her cadre of "Nightstalkers" provides comic relief in a series that's grown increasingly dour. All of which makes Blade: Trinity a love-it-or-hate-it sequel... supposedly the last in a trilogy, but the ending suggests otherwise. --Jeff Shannon

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