COUNT FIVE AND DIE British Spy Film OLD MOVIE PROGRAM

Leslie Nielsen

Director: Alastair Reid; Stars: Jamal Shah, Julia Ormond; Release Date: September 29, 2009

Director: James Whale; Stars: Boris Karloff; Release Date: June 22, 1999

The 138th Open Championship had everything: a worthy winner whose play-off performance under pressure matched any in the history of golf's oldest Major. A phenomenal challenge for the title by a 59-year-old five-time Open champion. An early exit by the game's biggest name and the emergence of an exciting young talent who looks certain to have a long and successful relationship with The Open. Stewart Cink won his first Major Championship at Turnberry. A birdie at the 72nd hole set up a place in a dramatic four-hole play-off with Tom Watson which Cink finished in two-under-par, defeating the 59-year-old and becoming a worthy winner of the Claret Jug. But it was Watson's story that ignited the imagination of golf fans around the world. The Official Film will take you through his glorious return to Turnberry, 32 years after defeating Jack Nicklaus in what became known as the `Duel in the Sun'. It will document the early demise of Tiger Woods who failed to make the weekend for the first time in his Open career and highlight the astounding performance of the 16-year-old Italian, Matteo Manassero. The Silver Medal is surely not the last accolade he will win at The Open. The Official Film tells all the stories of one of the most dramatic Open Championships in living memory.

The 138th Open Championship had everything: a worthy winner whose play-off performance under pressure matched any in the history of golf's oldest Major. A phenomenal challenge for the title by a 59-year-old five-time Open champion. An early exit by the game's biggest name and the emergence of an exciting young talent who looks certain to have a long and successful relationship with The Open. Stewart Cink won his first Major Championship at Turnberry. A birdie at the 72nd hole set up a place in a dramatic four-hole play-off with Tom Watson which Cink finished in two-under-par, defeating the 59-year-old and becoming a worthy winner of the Claret Jug. But it was Watson's story that ignited the imagination of golf fans around the world. The Official Film will take you through his glorious return to Turnberry, 32 years after defeating Jack Nicklaus in what became known as the `Duel in the Sun'. It will document the early demise of Tiger Woods who failed to make the weekend for the first time in his Open career and highlight the astounding performance of the 16-year-old Italian, Matteo Manassero. The Silver Medal is surely not the last accolade he will win at The Open. The Official Film tells all the stories of one of the most dramatic Open Championships in living memory.

Reminiscent of KINDERGARTEN COP with a dash of SPY KIDS THE SPY NEXT DOOR blends together an entertaining mixture of family fun and martial-arts comedy styling to form a familiar story that once again reminds us that even hardened action heroes have a soft side. Jackie Chan stars as Bob Ho an international spy on loan to the CIA who gives up his job in hopes of leading a so-called normal life with his next-door-neighbor girlfriend and her rambunctious brood. There's nothing in SPY that the audience hasn't seen before from similarly themed incarnations think THE PACIFIER but fans will appreciate director Brian Levant's homage to Jackie Chan's past Hong Kong movie blockbusters -- most notably POLICE STORY and THE LEGEND OF DRUNKEN MASTER -- during the opening credit sequence which is fitting considering many of the action sequences are derivative of those films. The main story centers on Bob's relationship with artsy single mom Gillian Amber Valletta and her three kids: precocious teenage stepdaughter Farren Madeline Carroll nerdy middle child Ian Will Shadley and adorably energetic Nora Alina Foley. After an emergency sends Gillian away to Denver Bob steps up and offers to watch the kids while she's gone. Ill-equipped to handle a situation that's clearly over his head Bob utilizes his spy skills and gadgets -- video watch GPS tracking x-ray glasses -- to gain control over the situation in hopes of winning over the kid's affection but when an old enemy escapes from prison and threatens his potential family Bob must return to his 007 world of international espionage to protect them. Admittedly there's a certain level of cheese in this film especially when it comes to the Boris-and-Natasha-style villains Poldark Magns Scheving and Creel Katherine Boecher whose silly Russian stereotyped performances and running joke about American fashion unabashedly border on cringe-worthy territory. Not to mention the thinly plotted storyline involving brainiac Ian who accidentally downloads a top-secret formula for oil-eating ooze created by the bad guys which propels the main action of the film. Adding to the pile are the supporting cast members: George Lopez as the traitorous CIA agent Glaze and Billy Ray Cyrus as CIA agent and Bob's BFF Colton James who lends folksy witticisms like "As gone as rum cake at an AA meeting." Even so Chan's charm wins out in the end and THE SPY NEXT DOOR's most effective sequences involve Bob's attempts to bond with the kids -- from taking little Nora shopping for a Halloween costume to helping Ian with school bullies and girls. These comedic moments more or less overshadow an otherwise simplistic narrative and the audience can't help but smile to themselves every time Chan appears onscreen. Die-hard fans might miss the era of classic kick-ass Hong Kong action films but SPY manages to fill that void as an entertaining alternative that kids and parents alike will enjoy.

Jayne Mansfield

NEW MORALS FOR OLD was the teasing title for a somewhat sedate film about the ongoing rejection of middle-class values by the youth of America. Robert Young, Myrna Loy, Donald Cook and Margaret Perry are among the freethinking young folk whose attitudes clash with those of their elders (including Lewis Stone, Laura Hope Crews and Jean Hersholt). The film's main crisis is nothing more scandalous than Robert Young's plans to pursue an art career over his father's objections. In an ironic coda, the younger people eventually marry, settle down, and become moralistic fuddy-duddies themselves. NEW MORALS FOR OLD was based on the John Van Druten play AFTER ALL, which was set in London and thus added class consciousness to the basic generation-gap theme.

This collection of six World War II era films explore the steps America took to prevent spying and espionage on our soil. It includes detailed training films for military personnel as well as steps taken to intern the Japanese living in America and why the steps taken were necessary for the safety and security of the United States. This film collection runs for 1 hour 23 minutes. Here are the films included in this collection. 1) Subversion And Espionage Directed Against The Military - This is a military educational film showing how spies work the crows around military bases to gather sensitive information. It includes scenarios such as interactions in bars, at social activities and much more.; 2) Safeguarding Military Information (1941) - This film explores the notion that "loose lips sink ships" by showing the type of damage loose conversation can have - including sabotage, destruction of naval vessels and much more.; 3) A Challenge to Democracy (1944) - This film explains the Japanese Internment program - showing Americans that the Japanese actually work to pay their way in the internment camps and shows that they are still socially involved and why the program is necessary.; 4) Japanese Relocation (ca. 1943) - This is another look at the WWII Japanese internment camps.; 5) My Japan (1945) - A Japanese anti propoganda film designed to educate the masses about the danger the Japanese present to the American way of life and why it is essential that people buy savings bonds to help fight this menace.; 6) Our Enemy: The Japanese (1943) - A film exploring the Japanese lifestyle and philosophy to prepare American troops for what to expect while fighting them.

Three hilarious films starring Mike Myers as the groovy special agent Austin Powers; INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY THE SPY WHO SHAGGED ME and GOLDMEMBER. See individual titles for further information. AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY: The dastardly doings of Dr. Evil lead to his escape into outer space and the cryogenic freezing of super-agent Austin Powers. Thirty years later Dr. Evil returns to earth to bring about terror and mass destruction but finds his ideas and methods a bit out of date. So too does our hero who upon being thawed out finds he's a bit behind the times as well. Well meaning and bumbling efforts to thwart the insidious Dr. Evil keep Austin and his devastatingly beautiful partner Vanessa busy from London to Las Vegas. Freedom in the '90s baby! A hilarious send up of James Bond spy films and 1960s schtick. AUSTIN POWERS: THE SPY WHO SHAGGED ME: In his second screen adventure British super-spy Austin Powers must return to 1969 as arch-nemisis Dr. Evil has ventured back to that year and successfully stolen Austin's "mojo" libido! and set up an ultra-powerful cannon and aimed it at the Earth. With the help of gorgeous agent Felicity Shagwell the newly single Austin must now not only contend with Dr. Evil but also Evil's vicious pint-size attack-clone Mini-Me. Also in this installment Evil's son Scott finds out who his mother is and Mike Myers stars as a third character rotund Scotsman Fat Bastard. More raucous fun in the spirit of its 1997 smash predecessor. AUSTIN POWERS IN GOLDMEMBER: The third movie in the Austin Powers series stars Mike Myers in director Jay Roach's James Bond Sci-Fi 1970s funkadelic formula--a hyper-stylized backdrop to what is ultimately Myers' one-man show. GOLDMEMBER is a family affair. Austin has a few unresolved issues with his dear old dad Nigel Powers the dead ringer Michael Caine who is also a good sport and he hopes to work out some Freudian tension when he's not saving the world from the forces of evil. Myers flexes his actor muscles and portrays a more thoughtful and--is it even possible--a slightly less geeky Austin in this film. Likewise even the bad guys show some new personality: Dr. Evil reveals a penchant for talking like a hip-hop wise-ass homeboy and the new villain Goldmember the latest in Myers' repertoire is an enigmatic amputee with a heart of gold who speaks with a Dutch accent and eats his own peeling skin. If that's not disgusting enough Fat Bastard the greasy behemoth from the THE SPY WHO SHAGGED ME appears again in GOLDMEMBER delving into new and nasty scatological territory. But the joke's on us because GOLDMEMBER's toilet humor is so extreme that it dissolves into a harmless fit of giggles keeping viewers laughing from start to finish.